Student, Romantic Fool, Fuckup
- Alcide is happy, wears shirt
- That dropped plotline with Lafayette and the Senator from four seasons ago comes back
- Hoyt returns to Bon Temps, buys out Merlotte’s, opens funner vampire bar
- Sookie trapped in fairyland for majority of season, does not appear in episodes
- Sherrif Andy consumed by large snake beast à la Principal Snyder
- Multiple consecutive episodes in which things go well for Tara
I JUST WANT TO SEE ERIK AND BILL FUCK GODDAMNIT IS THAT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK?